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 Cliché but not a gimmick 
 i can't answer this until i meet someone in person

i can meet all of them if i need to, but i'm not playing online dating troll games 
 You gotta kiss a few princes to find the right frog 
 are you calling me a frog? 
 Lick me. 
 bufotoxin is deadly 
 So is life, whats your point? 
 who are you again? 
 A princess until proven frog 
 i'm cool if you like to identify as a princess

i am not a princess, but i like to be treated well 
 🫶 
 more to say?
are you a frog prince?
what about a bunny prince?
how about a chill mate? 
 how about a business partner with a marriage front? 
 How about it? 
 🪪


🫶 
 requires in person meeting (two or more homo sapiens human beings in same non virtual location)

sick of bitches playing with definitions 
 i don't mean bitches, i just get frustrated 
 Frustrated? By what? Incompetence and sick and deviant idiots? 

What can you do? 
 Ink to matter. Faking the time of having met wont work. 
 That’s a question which is difficult to answer unless kissing first to see what you turn into. 
 that is not required and *maybe* not desired

i have my own ways of "getting my rocks off" 
 And whats in it for me?