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 YOU just inspired me to a Dski Friday standup

audience: WOOOO WOOOO CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

AND, i'm gonna invite a few members like @6462cbf6 - @bd69ef0b- AAAAND @5577bbdf 

audience: CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

let's get this party started before my black azz gets blocked!

audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"His first mistake was walking up to a nigger"

are you talking from experience, or wet dream?

audience: ooOOOOOHHHAAHAHAHAHA 

"........and just talking to them like they're human or something."

audience: HMMMMMMM

audience member: if they're not humans, what are they?

B1G D1CKERS! something @caekislove@gleasonator.com probably never seen in her life

audience: ooOOOOOHHAHAHAHAH

 "Keep your distance when observing the open air monkey exhibits, people! Safety first!!"

audience: ..........(silence)

HA! and like a monkey you can swing on DEEZ

audience: DEEZ?

YEAH! DEEZ NUTZ!

audience: AHHHHHAHAHAHA

@f4b3920a i bet she's like, who in dee hell is Dski?

audience: WHO?

i'm "DAT N-WORD!". OH! and nice to meet you (BIG SMILE)

audience: WOOOO WOOOOO CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP DSKI! DSKI! DSKI! DSKI! 
 Are you brain damaged or something?