en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baruch_Spinoza 

 spinelli/spinello are slang for joints/joint which his exactly the kind of shit you'd have to smoke to even think about desecrating lasagna """noodles""" (they're not fucking noodles, we call them sfoglie (sheets)) 

 Looking I’m not defending this dumbfuck who wrote this shit. The first thing I thought when I saw that article was to imagine thousands of Italians screaming in rage.