a depressed student studying websockets, algorithmic design and somehow able to find time to run a relay, post notes all day .. with two adult kids just didn’t make sense to my subconscious mind I guess. 

 I'm a mother. I'm not dead. 

 you’d rarely meet a capitalistic mom studying networking, websockets with two adult children. 

 I'm old. I'm not dead. 😄 

 not sure if serious...