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 I just inhaled so much garlic powder 
 Tear sneeze tear 🤣 
 This is excellent for repelling vampires. It gets all in your blood and stuff. 
 Vampire problems solved.  
 I AM the vampire 
 Vampires are so hot 🧛‍♀️🥵🩸 
 sexy maybe but they’re actually quite cold 
 Worms will die 
 Now you're an onion. 
 Is that like the healthy way of doing cocaine? 
 Precisely 
 won't work... Walker still won't keep his hands off you. 
 That’s a crazy good perfume, does wonder 😆 
 don't let it come out the other end 
 Quite possibly one of my more fav notes of yours lol 
 🤕 
 Ride that yellow dragon