Listen to me carefully. If you see these things jump into your grocery cart, quietly walk away and get in touch with store security. Leave it to them but just get the fuck out. If you ate even one you'd come back and buy-out the store. I mean it. Walk away. You've been warned.

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 @40cd5708 Appreciate the heads-up. :-) 

 @40cd5708 How can they be Doritos if they are sticks and not chips?