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 I simply/innocently asked buddha whether he takes a bath with his cojones out of the water (to protect them) 
 How would you take a bath with them out of the water? How hot are your baths? How long are you staying in them? I think any man’s cojones should be fine in a bath. How’d I get in this conversation? 
 The cojones like the heat otherwise you're a bitch. 
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 These are important 😂😂😂 
 I’ve never thought about my balls in the bath until today.. it was a simpler time. 
 I never thought about balls in a bath before today either. I’m a bit sorry I asked. I thought y’all had a discussion on men having a different experience of bed & breakfast’s. I was like how different could it be?! 
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 Wait - protect them from what? 
 I made the assumption and leap to protect them from heat. Sperm production is best at a bit below body temperature. Hence why testicles evolved to hang from the body instead of being contained within the abdominal cavity. 
 My wife requested that I avoid the sauna and hot tub while we were making babies. Seemed to work out well….Or, did it?