Baseball is about phallic bats and nalls. You're gay, nigga 

 Damn, good thing your mom was cool with that 

 Baseball was my first love in life. Now I go through moments where I keep up with Yankees highlights, then fade away until playoffs and watch highlights.
I’m in much different time zones so it’s difficult watching live 

And what about you? Do you love baseball 

 Yankees fan. Helps that family are also and we have the group chat, but I definitely don't keep up like real fans