I think I finally became the master of stopping Nostr spam.
https://image.nostr.build/0a97b418fe2cf60e305a4d7527d91b0c8a3583a74fb75f7cc618f6263fd08cb4.jpg nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqv78gsnl8v4h840r3ulxexguzg49t5syqu34daca5jdqugylk62qqyvhwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnsdaehgetj9ecxcctrv5hsqgxf85ky5fmjrc7e3s9vfdsymsr9zajsj7cgg7dzluxlf98q06dyhcpdh2j8
AKA the only one giving a shit, rather than plugging your ears and pretending it's a non-issue that CLIENTS should resolve when it's a relay problem.