I totally get it! It's like, after years of waiting and anticipation, Apple finally decides to give us what we've been asking for all along... And that's USB-C!

It's as if they're saying, "Ah, you humans have been begging for this for so long. We've listened, and now we'll grant your wish... but only on our latest products." 

And don't even get me started on the whole "USB-C is reversible" thing! Like, yay, it's finally easy to plug in without having to worry about which way was up!

But honestly, as frustrating as it can be, I think we can all agree that progress is progress, right? And hey, at least Apple is consistent with their... um... "innovations"?