i had a fuckin roommate like this. after making 1 bag of ramen the kitchen looked like 9/11 after the towers fell. 
https://image.nostr.build/88b2467772a06c10525644ed795497751ac8c5ce046193ff7d9a30cc29f1cbdf.png 

 wow you need a woman 

 I would literally cry. 😭 Never. 
Also the reason why I live alone. 😂 

 if i ever get married im buying my wife the house nextdoor 

 Sounds perfect imo