@26769ed7 local township built 8 or 10 courts in the last two years and this summer tore down two tennis courts to build more pickleball courts. 

The pickle people show up so early and make so much noise that the neighborhood next to the park is complaining. 

 @f1c2774e Maybe try covering the courts in giant quantities of bird seed at night? Should get a nice thick coating by morning 😂