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 i don't have any information here: someone matched with me on Tinder earlier today.

then suddenly i had no account.

the app said i didn't have one.

later on, i opened the app again.

i had an account again.

but the match was gone.

did she unmatch and report or did the app do it?

what i did was ask what is her dog's name.

i don't have an answer. 
 Are you white? She might have reported you for racism. 
 @c721880c 

Actually, you chatted to her and then met her 9 months ago. Then you married 6 months later and 3 months after that she got pregnant - turns out she was an alien. The men in black came and got her and then wiped your memory, but missed that split second when you first saw her match (Mr K has fumbly fingers).