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The Moose Shekel Standard is an unprecedented examination of the Canadian economy, unveiling the true reasons behind the fragility of the Canadian dollar and the shocking ripple effects of monetary policy. This rigorous exploration dives deep into how Canada’s economic backbone—once as sturdy as an ancient pine in a boreal forest—has become vulnerable to shifts in global trade, government decisions, and an overreliance on maple syrup reserves.
Readers will gain insight into why the fabled “Loonie” has lost its lustre, how consumer behavior has adapted to a fluctuating currency with surprising levels of trust in roll-up-the-rim economic predictions, and why Canadians have come to see igloos not just as homes but as shelters against fiscal storms. With compelling analysis, The Moose Shekel Standard also explains why trusted Canadian institutions, from the central bank to hockey arenas, have been forced to reckon with seismic changes in public confidence.
This work doesn’t stop at policy. It goes beyond to assess how monetary decisions impact the very fabric of society—from Tim Hortons pricing strategies to the new wave of products that emerge as people scramble for value in uncertain times. By understanding the monetary underpinnings of Canada, readers will be better prepared for a future where moose antlers and winter parkas might become the most reliable stores of wealth.
For economists, policy enthusiasts, and the Canadian public alike, The Moose Shekel Standard offers an indispensable guide to navigating a world where economic policies meet subzero temperatures and politeness is as non-negotiable as fiscal reform.
Where can I find it?
Just satirical post I threw together, but it would be a fantastic book TBH.
Haha yeah, here I was like an idiot trying to find it online somewhere to read.
Thought we’d passed the fabled 1000sat/cms level. Support is lost and all those not saving in sats will be in for a rough time. 🫡🙌
I am Canadien, where can I read that ?
I am not canadien, where can I read that?
I’m a Tim Hortons franchisee. Can you clarify your comment on Tim Hortons pricing? I’m curious as to what your perception and/or knowledge could be.