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 Me: (blows nose)

My body: DAMN IT WHY DID YOU DO THAT I MAKE THIS PHLEGM TO PROTECT YOU NOW YOU'VE JUST CLEARED IT OUT I GOTTA MAKE SIX TIMES AS MUCH NOW TO REPLACE IT I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY 
 @c8565328 Get well soon! 
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Are you happy?