"The stock market is crashing! But.. but this bitcoin thing just keeps rising! Whhhhyyyyyyy waaaaaaaaa ! It doesn't even have a phone!" 

 IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A PHONE  

 I walk the streets yelling this unprovoked, at random intervals. https://image.nostr.build/c38a447c69796962f592c9d09e319aa4ac95dc6c59995c51c0afd1d47257914a.jpg  

 https://i.imgflip.com/8islzu.jpg 

 Fed😂 

 As @ODELL says, Mandibles 

 ha class 👊 

 lol I made this last week https://image.nostr.build/867053150986dca46e8030a96d098d5f23c1b404369545b5ef785b2ecaba1b47.jpg  

 GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE  

 Too many to carry and most men are weak today 😂 

 Even most people with bitcoin don't get it 🤷🏻

They're waiting to see if they can time the market. 

 and yet they gonna profit by that scenario🧡 

 @Gigi 's ego priced in sats ... not much else unfortunately ... 

 Can't wait and though 1Bitcoin=1Bitcoin
I love to see my stats appreciate in dollar value :) 
 

 The struggle is real.  Shocking the level of unknowing even in peak fiat tech world.