Yolo... managed to compile a very, very, experimental branch od Bitcoin Core that can receive silent payments ... and then crash.

Added the address to my BIP353 - there's always a chance coins sent there end up in the ether. And I don't mean swapped to it...
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 So you're saying I can pay to crash your node?

Crash-as-a-service? CaaS? 

 Pay to Crash Script 

 Well, the crash happens when I load the wallet after a restart. Not upon receiving coins. But that means I have to create a new wallet, import the keys, and rescan the chain every time I shut down the node. 

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