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 Wakes up:  Automatically makes
#coffee โ˜•๏ธ obviously. 

Realizes when itโ€™s being made I canโ€™t drink it for 2.5 hours because Iโ€™ve had to fast for the last 12 hours for blood ๐Ÿฉธ work. ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Saddest morning alive. 
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 Oh no! I've been there. Be strong. This too shall pass. Good morning anyway!  
 We prevail no matter how dreadful it is. Thanks Bill! ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’œ 
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 Noooooooo!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ 
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 I guess we canโ€™t say good morning. Just mourning ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ 
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 That sucks ๐Ÿ˜ž 
 Definitely. Taking it in a coffee mug tho for ASAP 
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 That is at least something to look for soon! 
 Bahaha ๐Ÿคฃ yeah cept to find out I have to be here for 2.5 hrs get blood taken 3 times and no be able to drink anything ๐Ÿฅฒ This bish is cunty , so thirsty and so hungry. 
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 That's a lot of blood without drinking anything. 
 Agreed it was torture.
Thank fuck thatโ€™s over now.๐Ÿ™ 
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 I feel you. I went three days without this week due to pre-procudure prep.  
 Hope youโ€™re hanging in there Mr๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ 
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 And you gorgeous ๐Ÿซ…๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’œ 
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 Was the cup just sitting there for 30 seconds while you contemplated drinking it?

Then decided for the better to watch it go down the sink drainhole in slow-mo? 

I feel your pain ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ 
 I wouldnโ€™t ever pour coffee out . Thatโ€™s so wasteful. I put it in a mug a d drank it cold 4 hrs later
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