NOTHING SAYS PRIVELEGE LIKE COMPENSATING THE LABOR NEEDED TO PREPARE A BANANA.  OF ALL OF NATURE'S MIRACLES.  THE BANANA.  TO LOOK AT THIS WONDROUS YELLOW SURPRISE, FIND ITS BUILT IN PACKAGING AND ERGONOMIC DESIGN.  TO PEEL, TO REVEAL.  ONLY TO DECIDE NOPE GOTTA CUT THIS THING IN LITTLE SLICES AND SERVE IT UP WITH SOME RANDOM DECORATIVE GROUNDCOVER NEXT TO AN INFANT'S ADORABLE PORTION OF BACON.  AND TO CELEBRATE PRIDE MONTH, AN UNIDENTIFIABLE LIQUID MARKETED AS A JOKE AGAINST HEALTH NUTS

OTHER THAN THAT I DON'T HAVE MUCH OF AN OPINION ON YOUR BREAKFAST 

 Do you know him?  

 Yes I am familiar with our savior thank you.  All I need to know about Him I learned from the Banana. 

 Congrats. Have a fabulous day.