In a few hours, across the U.S.A, cellphones will make an unpleasant sound. Do not be alarmed! It's just FEMA testing the Emergency Alert System.
Unless it's more.
According to cultists, today's test is the start of an zombie apocalypse. The cultists claim the 5G broadcast signal has been designed to activate Marburg Virus nanoparticles in COVID vaccines and virus will turn us all into zombies.
Okay!
Seriously, I'm not worried. This is not my first Apocalypse, nor my second or third. But in any case, Happy 5G Zombification Day, everyone!!!
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@a3e2a07b Remember Y2K? I recall flying home to California from NC on Jan 1, 2000. Flights were cheap and life was good.
@a3e2a07b I've heard that chips will be activated 🤦♂️
Is anyone here worried for this. This is hilarious.. 🤣
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ear plugs and running water?
Get out the tinfoil... wrap your phone in it. 😂
Just an annoying popup. Kinda disapointing if you ask me.
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we have this system in the Netherlands for many years now.. if that's any consolation to anyone who thinks the timing is sus
What timeline are you living in that this isn’t your first apocalypse? Or are you counting Y2K, 2012, etc?
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