tard event 3k7x: spend hour looking for keys. sit down giving up. focus eyes directly in front of face. see keys hanging from centrally positioned nail.
this gives me an idea for a tardain's log like start trek but for people like us
I often look for things that I'm actually holding in my own hand at the time.
Hands full, gotta find my phone. Looking in right pocket, left pocket, back pocket.. wth. Where is it? Ah probably left it downstairs.. Alright, lemme go get it, so just putting whatever im holding in my hand on the table so I can go get it. oh...... That calls for a coffee break.