I’m sitting at the bar. Young 24-year-old behind it, and I told him that the three clocks on this wall (New York, Berlin, and Tokyo) are off because they are not showing the same minute. He asked how do I know?

Poor chap’ll have a sleepless night. 

 @1efe3b1d you're the poor chap, right? 

 @eedb8cb1 You'll find it hard to believe, but I actually took some time to mensplain bits and pieces of life to him because he showed interest and asked questions.

I'm on a weekend outing and have the time and the inclination to do so.