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DOUG | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Good morning. Try not to get your dick zipped in your pants today.
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john | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 My jeans have buttons.  Zippers are a psyop alien invention.
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DOUG | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Absolute UNIT