Like clockwork the excuse posts roll in. I used to be a manager over a team of 50 high school and college students. I’ve heard it all 🤣🤣🤣 

 My dog ate my pizza bro 

 Did your pizza contain your NWC string? #sus 

 😂😂 

 Sadly i am pretty sure his penis was inserted in the pizza #thoughtsandprayers 

 *mid-chew of pizza he just gave me*

“He did what now?” 

 It was chewy until it wasn’t 

 😭 

 🤣 

 @ChewyBTC is this true 😲😲😲 

 We were just talking about you in Tards Seven

Wen you staging a comeback tour? 

 To twoter? Never 🙃 

 😂 

 Nostr is leaving you fulfilled Seven? 

You like the unicorns and ponies over here? Zaps and the echo chamber? 

Buddha and Max struggling w out your “calming presence” 

 Yes 

 🤣 

 Dang look at the time *yawn* gotta turn in for the night 😴 

 You need a witness for those divorce papers? 🤣 

 Nah. But her lawyer is real upset about my boating accident 

 😂😂