All this talk of #penisbutter honestly makes hungry... For a a PBJ sandwich. My mother-in-law just made some homemade peach jelly and gifted us some.
Not too much penis butter, it feels weird in your mouth
The key is to get the right amount.
Did you just say #penisbutter and mother in law in the same note
Don't tell Babs. She will be confused and grossed out.
Tell us more about the peach jelly.