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 #hippoappreciationclub 
https://www.wired.com/2013/12/hippopotamus-ranching/ 
 Wait a minute, they gonna eat the hippos? 👀😳😱🥲  
 That was the proposed plan. 
 Ohhh I thought we were gonna talk about how much we think they're cute 😱 not about eating them 🥹 poor hippos  
 The article is more the history of a wild idea 
 Knowing about the issues Columbia has with the hippos Pablo Escobar imported, I’m glad the plan did not go through. Even though I really dislike feedlots. 
 they kill more people than sharks 
 😱... sharks are quite cute too 🥹🙏 
 i agree :))) 
 Ooo I just got what you did there! Haha nice 😌 
 That’s why they’re@Eshara‘s mascot. They look so cute but are deadly serial killers. 
 @elsat 🤔 bug report 
 What happens, and what do you expect to happen? 
 right now: nostr: appearing before the tag

expect: not to have it displayed 
 @Mallory

Which client are you using? 
 Damus 
 What steps did you take to get the “nostr:” to appear? 
 I typed @ and then Eshara then clicked on her profile when it came up. 
 Test @5c508c34 

Test @5c508c34 

@5c508c34 

@5c508c34's 
 @5c508c34 you’re being paged 
 testnostr:@5c508c34 
 I reproduced this by tagging an account and then deleting the space after building the tag 🤷‍♂️ maybe that’s what happened?

nostr:note1n4ealthc7za9hfq4ezjmp50f54lw90ktug5gpged9fv5clj6x8dqefhkya 
 Test @5c508c34 
 Like thisnostr:@elsat 
 is borked https://v.nostr.build/m0Mv.mov  
 Testnostr:@5c508c34 
 🙏 
 I think that’s what happened. Maybe I tried to add ‘s to her name. 
 Used #Amethyst on my android for a bit, but it stopped loading (along with #Plebstr) so now I'm sticking with #Nostrmo. 
 I feel like Gloria from Madagascar kinda messed up my perception of them ...

Are you sure they don't just want to date giraffes? 🥹🥲 
 🤣😂🤣 that would be a mad storyline in the wild. 
 😂😂 
 bullish on hippos https://i.nostr.build/WwDY.jpg  
 This one's not cute 😭🤣🥹🙏 
 That’s Shrek and donkey morphed! 
 👏👏👏

well done

now for the next one https://i.nostr.build/QM2X.jpg  
 🤣🤣😂 harry potter and shrek 😭 🤣🤣😂🙏 
 🤣😂🤣 Shrekky Potter is entering the Triwizard Tournament 
 Which house does Shrekky Potter belong to? 🤔 
 Who has the sorting hat?! 
 Tanel we are supposed to be appreciating the beauty of hippos and their flawless skin and how round they are, I feel like you aren't taking it seriously 🥹😭🥹 
 i appreciate the hippobootymus as much as the next person 🤗 
 Omg they aren’t a piece of meat tanel 😳 yes we can appreciate that they tend to have a bodacious booty 🤔😌 but still! They just a lil curvy. Actually first meeting is going to be about the booty so maybe you can start that one off 😭🤣🙏 
 #tanelhasnt seen a hippo 
 I definitely have 🤗 
 How about that hippobootymus? 
 hippothetically 
 There you are away for a moment...hippos? 
 Omg mMara 😍🙏 you're in the club too 🥹 also tanel said he likes hippo booty 👀🤷🏽‍♀️  
 😎 I’m in the club? Tanel and hippo booty 👀 now the night gets interesting 
 Yeahhh of course 😍 and yeahh, he's got a thing for it haha 🥲🥹💜  
 hey come on, don’t do me like that 😂 
 What constitutes a hippo booty? 
 where does it start and end? 🤔 
 You’re love for booty? Or hippo booty? 
 'I appreciate the hippobootymus as much as the next person 🤗' - tanel, 10:29pm 
20/09/23

He's only in it for the ass 😌 he's all about that booty 
 you seem to make it a way bigger thing than it is, maybe you like it yourself, that’s why 👀

bit hippocritical of you 🦛 
 Way bigger ??? 😂😂😂😂🫣🫣🫣 
 🤣😂😭 Haha Maybe I do like a hippo booty 🤔 I guess they are nice ☺️ I'll own that 😌

I see what you did there, verry good 😂😎 
 Caught you 😂

one of us. one of us 
 Fine, I like em, that's right you caught me 🤣 but you admitted it first 🤣😭🙏 
 I looked at the hippo booty thing and yeah, they are cute 
 They are rather nice ☺️ 
 I learned from a friend’s experience better stay a far distance from the tail end. They swing their tail like a helicopter as they poo. Apparently the zoo enclosure may not be large to keep you safe. 
 Why did dexy search bot boost that?! 😳 
 mine didn’t, seems like you’re the only one 🤗😂 
 🤣😭😂 nah it's cool, I boosted your one 🥹💜 
 so you could show how much you appreciate it? 👀🤔 
 We all love booty, and that's okay ☺️🙏💜

https://image.nostr.build/8e68a65459b915c36504061204a670b96c7d5dd76db7d6e54fcbe6e063f68ff4.jpg 
 all in this bo..

never mind 
 🤣😭😂😳 
 😳 
 all in this bowling alley

it was a justin bieber reference i swear 
 So are you a decent bowler? 
 🤔 good enough i’d say

don’t wanna be too good, otherwise frens won’t invite you out to play anymore, that’s the silent rule 
 So you’re always playing in a large group? 
 definitely 🤗 
 I didn’t mean to like my own post. 🤣 
 Justin Bieber again 😂 
 Ma maann 😎 
 Sooo Tanel, she got you 
 Interesting.