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 In school today 🙅‍♂️ 
Who names their child Zinc !! 
 @aba3e4c9 there's a NCAA Dov 1 football player with the first name Fish 
 @aba3e4c9 Do they have a sibling named Calcium? 
 @aba3e4c9 put Quercetin in the seat next to Zinc...

... then Zinc will work better. 
 @aba3e4c9 

People who shouldn't have kids. 
 @aba3e4c9 I guess they had to name the kids zinc because retard was already taken. 
 @aba3e4c9 parents who wanted to galvanize their child against wokeness? 
 @aba3e4c9 
Al and Silvia Oxide?