There's also just the sheer confusion of making me feel like I've hitched my horse to a broken carriage, while they stuff people into the carriage and shout giddy-up!

Worst carriage evah. Best would be to burn it and rid the world of it, forever. Okay, everyone get in. 

 Haha exactly. We get told England was built by immigrants, but since 1960 we've been in decline and before that we had a world spanning empire 😂