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 If you could only bitch slap one, who do you pick?

1) Craig wright
2) Justin Trudeau
3) Hitler 
 Yes. 
 Let me call a couple of friends to sort this one out… 
 4) Will Smith 
 This one made me laugh! 
 Option 4 I recommended. 🤣 
 2. All day long.  
 Well one is dead and the other already lost. It’s an easy pick for Justin. 
 What if i could deliver one bitch slap to three of them at the dame time? 🤔 
 I would bitch slap that Rothschild guy who's in the photo of him poking the King of England in the chest. 
 Slapping him would make me top dog.
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 I offer you my skills. Who we smacking 🤣🤣🤣 
 👀 Myself needs smacked enough. No need to offer my healing to others 🤣🤣🤣 
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 THANKS 😊 APPRECIATED! Felt. 

As bad as my stomach did last night from bottom to top … PAINFUL 😓 
 2) Justin Trudeau, any time for any reason. 
 The right answer is probably Hitler, but god I'd like to slap Trudeau 
 Hitler would be my last pick. 
 2 because 1 is working his way to irrelevance and 3 is dead  
 Trudeau, he has the most slappable face. I bet it makes the most satisfying sound. 
 Is this a rhetorical question 
 3>2>1
Idk who Craig Wright is... 
 One should not give attention to Wright who seeks it.  He claims he invented bitcoin.  A person who is worried about defamation might say that the evidence could give a plausible case that his claim will give him some rights to a dead "friend's" assess that he might be suing for.  Plot twist Wright can't move Satoshi's millions bitcoins.  Not your keys not your crypto.  
 Ahh.. one of those guys. Yea, ignoring them is for the best. 
 Definitely Justin Trudeau. I would bitch slap him and then ask Jean Chrétien to shawinigan handshake him. 
 lmao 
 😂 
 Trudeau x 1000000000 
 Idk but use zap.stream 
 I’d line them up and do one ultra mega powerslap through all 3 bitch ass faces 
 This is the only correct answer…but the order of the lineup matters. 

There’s a small chance contestants 2 & 3 may start smooching if left next together. Even if unlikely the smooch would throw off the force of the swing, and they must therefore be separated. 

Thankfully the correct order of mega power slap is as follows: 

Hitler (decapitated by blow) -> CW (forgets that he is not Satoshi again) -> some politician that history will forget (cries like a lilbitch). 
 I want to bitch slap all 3!!! 
 Yes 
 Trudeau has a beatable face. 
 I mean...
Craig Wright literally bitch slapped himself.
Hitler is dead.
The choice is simple. 
 Justin Castreau for sure 
 I know is not an answer, but hear me out. How about marry, fuck, kill instead? 
 2 
 Will all three be standing in a row near each other?  Cuz, ya know, one really hard slap could cause a chain reaction.... 
 Im not even Canadian and I would slap THE SHIT out of Trudeau and dare him to do something. 
 Tough choice... 
 Let's focus on the one whose actions are currently more damaging for the world. I'd slap Trudeau for sure. 
 Trudeau is the only one of the three who has yet to face justice 
 If I had three slaps to give, all three to Trudeau. 
 2 
 Wow... What's Trudeau did this time? (as in... I'm not following the news! =P)