Think yourself lucky they keep their shorts on 

 And Lederhosen? What of that monstrosity?! 

 That's different. That's folklore 😉 

 I lived on a US Army base in Bavaria when I was young, for years I thought all Germans had Lederhosen kit

LOL 

 😂. Where was that? Garmisch? 

 Augsburg 

 Oh cool. I grew up not far from there. 

 In my case it would just be white knees... LOL