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 Uh, no, a radiator is in your car dingbat. I can’t believe I’m actually explaining this to a boy, as a man would know the difference. My God. 
 Uh no one calls these old-ass heaters "convectors" you crazy lady 
 Yeah, I know English is difficult for a lot of you but don’t let me lap you as someone that’s ESL. 
 Aren't you supposed to be doing something with pickles right now? 
 Yeah I’m making a flute out of one, I’m calling it a pickle-o. 
 I’m gonna play Vlasic rock with it. 
 Yes it is hard sometimes but you can cheat and use grammarly :akko_shrug_one_arm: 
 Owl...

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 I don’t speak spic. 
 OWL 💢 
 Owl. :1096884_owl: 
 Owl. 
 HOOO 
 She needs it tbh
Shed probably like it too 
 I can already speak Italian. 
 A heater? :aqua_salute: 
 I am cold (I didn’t take my iron supplements or other medication this morning). 
 My doctor have tell me this same thing and I constantly have to wrap up in blanket at home or sweatshirts. 
 I know a language you speak

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 ANYWAY THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT 
 I fantasize about violence often but am in no way shape or form able to commit it in the most meaningful way. 
 (this is how owl baits feds into giving her free guns) 
 I have like six guns, the only violence that’s personal that means anything is using your fists. Shooting someone is easy, but hating someone enough and acting on that hate by taking said hate and making a fist with which to bludgeon someone, is entirely different. It makes a far different statement. 
 Owl you must be strong then :zero_two_love: 
 I’m the exact opposite. I’m physically weak and generally timid. 
 That must mean your hate power level even higher :laugh: 
 An LN about owl:
"I was a bookworm but now I'm the villainess?!" 
 Shes a mousy girl irl but online she's Esdeath lol 
 I prefer the classics

R o c k 
 Abort all nigger children btw it’s pest control. 
 Killing pregnant nigger mom with a rock achieves the same end and she won’t be around to spawn any more later

It’s more efficient and doesn’t require me to do something I don’t want to :akko_cultured: 
 No, all nigger children right now. Do it. 
 I don't think you have to worry about committing it when the 💢 💢 💢 gang shows up 
 Italian radiators?