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 Hmmm 
 Hmmm 🤔 😆  wonder who got the tard ball rolling lol as if that's critical to humanity 😂 
 We’re gonna need time stamped screenshots… #WHOSTARTEDTARDSTR 
 👀🫣 https://image.nostr.build/9e0e67b651a6c6154a807ccc5a70843797086e11d668b17dd524cc7a4d67ece7.jpg  
 LAUREN IS ON THE BOARD!! We need to see if 7 said it first!!! Tag that fluffy muppet blz,  I can’t 
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 You just scroll down to the underbelly of Tardstr 😂 
 Time stamp 😮‍💨 https://image.nostr.build/1bc334858056d41a3c626b1138105e3c8769b0b6c761ec6afc2ec381236d7d3b.jpg  
 That’s early AF .. you tard genius you!! 
 Tards Go Hard. 
Tards are a way of life. 
Tarding is a lifestyle by choice. 
 😮‍💨🤝👏🏻 https://video.nostr.build/e95a1a7887665112394706c874c68c368b8d7076d230adf39f5a3df0d1d38727.mov  
 That version of 7 makes me so uncomfortable. 
 But totally cool with that version of Derek.. noted. 
 Why is 7s nose pp so sad? 😔 
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 Cause I originally gave him a large deek nose and he thought it was a rager 
 Was cookie 😲 https://image.nostr.build/045894984316e011ee71e8a55f400171ef883cc6ba3e11e8b170ae80df00c1cc.jpg  
 That cookie makes me sad. 
 Me too 😞 
 https://image.nostr.build/2365a8df2a329492856461910f3bad3a5a7aab5bc8173b9ec1a903082b370710.png 
 Why are all my cartoon frens horrible mutants now? 
 Evolution? https://image.nostr.build/cab196698ce957696e44760c577bce24bd8fca4a3115528fb3e792a16ef7c517.jpg 
  https://i.nostr.build/ww8J.jpg  
 😂😂😂 
 Mine pretty 🥹 https://image.nostr.build/5ea854599ab5b73477e45dc720dc648c49a194d539a29351b04fcb68ee869a76.jpg  
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 needs the “will on the camel” piece at the end of it 🥹 
 hmmm wat it mean 🤔 
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 nostr:note1nn8m78qascccmhh79xfzcfvgtgc2vqrgj9az89nsm95n956hwcwseccgzx dis 
 Ohhhhh!! 

BRB 😲👀 
 R U back yet? 
 No, she memin 
 Ok, we’ll wait.

Maybe I go fishing.

My kid caught a monster bluegill. Biggest one I’ve ever seen. 
 the sun is rising here already. on me way to ze city 💜

sleep was good (no sleep means no nightmares atleast :)) 
 Oh man. You got bad nightmares?

Even in the fort? 
 noh, didn’t sleep at all ser 🤗 
 Ok.

To excited to sleep. That happens to me too in a new fort. 
 Maybe you were the night watchmen in a past life and now your body is confused?🤔🤔🤔 
 Hmmm time for Akashic records meditation 👀👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🔥 
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 Check text, I sent you somethin 
 Ok 
 I didn’t get a text? 
 So on Nostr do we BRB when we gotta do stuff? 
  https://image.nostr.build/f71fa56f81be786323cdd8d323d10a7518697e426c3076139e362d00bf9a6efa.jpg  
 Ok BRB,

Gotta pee. 
 Are you done yet? 
 He’s almost there 
 I wanna hear the pisshole 
 Unrelated who’s stoked for #NNNN 
 LARRY ASHER 
 Nutted here 
 4 Ns.. I suspect that first one means not 
 Puddled here 
 Buddha is correct 

#NotNoNotNovember is Coming™️ 
 I mean #NotNoNutNovember sorry am tard 
 I understood what you meant and nutted twice.

Once on your foot. Sorry. 
 He will be making a list, checking it twice, gunna find out who’s nuttin it nice 

Larry Asher’s coming to town! 

#NNN https://image.nostr.build/db582401cdbbf57b95b14adb58e7aa1d40cb9adb26869980a4aa949e995612c7.jpg  
 who iz larry 
 That’s Dr. Larry Asher M.D. to you. He is #NNN’s worst nightmare!!! 
 Also, Steven’s cousin. 

Please note: #Tanelhasnt 
 Founder of #DDD 
 Dungeons and Dragons December,  hell yeah!! 
 Fuck yeah. Let’s go!! 
 Slow down boys that’s DADD not to be confused with Dad’s Against Drunk Dickening 
 oke dis me favourite 🤣🤣🤣 
 Dr. Larry can enjoy MMMM. Deez Nuts 
 Only ashy 
 nonutnovember, only powder 
 BRB listening to the song Buddha text me 🥹 
 Ok then

Gn #tardstr 😴 
 Good night Steven.

You’re the best long nosed yellow fuzzy muppet there is and I love you. 
 I should also probably GN

GN Tards, I love you. 
 Love you too 🤗 gn https://i.nostr.build/PQd5.jpg  
 I never GN therefore I never sleep 
 Noooooo!!!

You’re not supposed to ask.

Man down, tanel got hit.


Meeeeedddddddiiiiiiccccccc! 
 uh oh

am i in danger? 
 Keep your head down.

Go with Steven if you want to live. 
 No.. Larry just checks to make sure you are “Ashing your Larry”.. (tear jerking to you).   He’s all about men’s health and making sure you don’t use unnecessary creams on your peen… tears are acceptable I think? But he does recommend keeping you Larry extra ashy 
 Noh cream no tears extra ashy. As ashy as possible. 
 so that’s what they meant by 50 shades of grey 
 Wait.  This is all happening on Luke’s post.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 
 uhhhhhhh, this is like waking up with a hangover

how did we end up here 🤣 
 Tard Beacon Super Light Consciousness 
 this sounds like something from the intro of The PowerTard Girls 
 Hue hab neber listen to any of my spiritual or meditation videos and it shows 😂 
 wat, u do videos?!

gib 
 Hmm oke - here old Juan https://video.nostr.build/a6b2cf779f5620fdcaaf12ce5b3f3c19ef2c5f2162325b6e26d28d7bc542f1ee.mov  
 you totally have the voice for it 💜

we need a series “spiritualism for tards” 
 This Steven’s favorite subject 
 😂😂😂 
 Laura, tanel didn’t sleep tonight and it’s bc of HUE 🫵 
 😲😲😲 why me?? 
 I mean derek since he is the face of #tardstr 
 Definitely Derek’s fault 
 Case closed 
 no is bc of me, am too tard to come up with another option 
 wasn’t even trying to say tard, was trying to say tirdd 
 ah shid, i iz borked 
 Oke, GN GN 💤😴 

Me and Buddha go to bed now 
 Oh oke. Yeah, I can see how hue mixed us up. 😌 
 I always liked spiritual electron Tesla and gods at the same time 🤣 
 Like subject isn't new to me. Saw stuff seen stuff 😀 but not like expert just 💚 
 When I say God I don't like a building with logo but you might see me swinging swords. I'm confused but not stupid 
 Lots of wisdom in there, 💜 
 🥹🥹🥹 thank you 
 Oops 
 Yeah bro. Wow you camelcased me 🫂 rare sight on interwebs 😆 
 Tards gonna tard 
 Doesn't bother me cuz I'm running fdroid without push, so only purple 🟣 bubble no problem it's funny tho digging thru your corn maze 🌽 😂 
 #spaghettichain 
 an ashy fanny tickler?! good larry, you need jesus 
 Ok, so we don’t BRB for puddling and nutting? We just just do it in public. Got it.

Nostr is fun. 
 Don’t make me start saying things that make our friends uncomfortable blz..🤫🤫🤫🤤😮‍💨😏 
 😲😲😲 
 I thought hue hated NNN 
 Yes 
 FINALLY! 

Took forever! 
 It’s a free for all.. you never know.  Sometimes yes, sometimes no.. something something note something (quoting tata) 
 Doctor said I can’t do that no more. 
 Our hero 
  https://i.nostr.build/vJj9.gif  
 https://v.nostr.build/nb7082.mp4 
 Ew 🙈 
 Dresses dude. Duh hell yeah . Nothing new just cuz I'm not married doesn't mean I'm not sex expert 🤣🤣🤣 
 Matter fact I had to shoot down chicks and milfs cuz was annoyed after my ex bullshit but that wasn't even recent. Ppl judge it's fine 😆 
 Noh, there’s a feretatd cage around. Hue safe 
 Oke all done 👀

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 😂😂😂😂 
 Full Tard.

Work of genius 
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 I layered your mother with GFYs.

She loves that shit. 
 🥹 perfection 
 The horror. 
 It’s only for Christmas.. once he collects his candy from strangers and the Easter bunny lays an egg he’ll return to his original form,  assuming he doesn’t see his shadow. 
 Jeez.

Why didn’t you just start with the science? 
 I’m having one of those “holy fuck I’m actually retarded” moments 
 We are thread hoppin so fast 😂 
It’s like someone says tard and all the tards are like 

“HEYYYY FRENNNNN 😲😲😲😁😌☺️” 

💀 
 TARD!!! 
 This is the funniest thing ever in my realm. First time for everything. Tara heaven 😆🤣🙌 
 Why is Derek so scary? 
 Is it the sad penis nose? 
 https://image.nostr.build/1a333edb65128d9ededdd03370a1f65975966d484a970111465d52b20c28c851.jpg 
 🤣😆

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 Opreturns have a use case here hahahha 
 Opreturn with nostr:noteId/nevent 😆