Oh my holy god. FTC Chair Lina Khan checked into the MGM Grand as their systems were down and they were having guests, including Khan, handwrite their credit card numbers on paper. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-09-15/mgm-was-hacked-and-lina-khan-had-to-write-her-credit-card-number-down-on-paper
there can be no clearer sign that the universe despises you than having Lina Khan engage with your business as a customer as your security is trashed and your consumer-facing information handling has been reduced to a shrug emoji.