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 I definitely havw pores too πŸ«‚ and stretch marks. I think stretch marks look rather pretty though. Like branches on a tree. Also have some scars from falling over and that one time my little brother bit my arm when we were kids πŸ™πŸ½ nothing wrong with having a little texture ❀️‍πŸ”₯ it’s a human thing. You are a very beautiful lady. Fuck what anyone else thinks πŸ«‚ 
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 I have belly stetch marks, from the pregnancies. 

Battle scars. 
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 beauty marks <3 
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 Exactly ❀️‍πŸ”₯πŸ«‚ 
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 Beauty standards are bullshit. I always like remind myself that I’m the best looking girl in a 10 mile radius. But then again, I’m alone in the woods a lot. 
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 πŸ’œ love the attitude! 
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 I'm not even the best-looking girl within a 10-meter radius, but I produced the girl who is, so I'm okay with that. πŸ˜‚

https://media.tenor.com/i7YF7uYzKQQAAAAC/i-built-it-myself-eleanor-bonneville.gif 
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 A mini chip would steal my crown too. 
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 πŸ˜‚β€οΈβ€πŸ”₯πŸ«‚πŸ’―
I don’t pay too much attention to beauty standards either πŸ«‚ cos beauty is just so subjective. 
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 I think I post so many selfies out of defiance, sometimes. πŸ˜‚ It's so deliciously inappropriate and socially inept, that it just feels right.

THIS IS A RANDO PICTURE OF A MIDDLE-AGED HOUSEWIFE THAT IS APPEARING IN A TIMELINE THAT IS OTHERWISE FULL OF ENGINEERING CHIT-CHAT AND ECONOMICS DIAGRAMS. JUST GO WITH IT. YOLO.