H/t Stefan Livera

NumberGoUp: A Call for Laser-Eyed Natalism

Gather ‘round, hodlers, for a tale of true bullish strategy, where “pumping your bags” isn’t just about your portfolio. In the grand ledger of life, we’re turning our sights from the traditional LFG (#LFG) to the more… primal LGF (#LGF). That’s right, if we’re serious about wanting those numbers to soar, it’s time to focus on our most organic mining rigs – ourselves.

The formula is as elegant as the timechain itself: more Bitcoiners equals unmatched demand. With the supply forever capped, our best shot at personal mining doesn’t require ASICs but, ahem, natural hardware.

Picture the future: two distinct camps. On one side, the soy boys, forever hesitating over their next investment, their resolve as thin as their oat milk. On the flip side, we stand, the laser-eyed vanguard, our portfolios and principles as robust as our approach to life. Fast forward a few blocks, and it’s clear who’s dominating the hash rate – the offspring of those who bet not just on Bitcoin but on its principles.

We embody low time preference, not merely delaying gratification but crafting a future so radiant our laser eyes might just blink. Our children will inherit a world where ‘fiat’ is as antiquated as fax machines, understanding the true value of 21 million.

So, here’s our call to action: LGF. If we’re to secure the future Satoshi laid out for us, it’s time for some hands-on work. Every date night now has the potential to contribute another guardian to the timechain.

This isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s a generational investment. Each mini-maximalist we welcome isn’t just adding to our ranks; they’re ensuring the timechain’s flame burns eternal. We’re not merely evangelizing; we’re coding the future into the DNA of the next generation.

NumberGoUp transcends being a mere meme – it’s a mission. It’s a battle cry and a bedtime whisper all in one. Facing an uncertain future, one truth remains: Bitcoiners aren’t just coming; we’re multiplying.

So, to my fellow maximalists, as we chart this epic bull run of existence, let’s not just speculate about the next pump. Let’s ensure the next generation is ready to hodl, mine, and secure the timechain.

LFG becomes LGF. For the network, for the future, for NumberGoUp. Let’s not just increase our holdings; let’s expand our legacy. For in the ultimate ledger of life, the truest form of proof of work is the family we raise and the principles we instill in them.

For the timechain, for Satoshi, for the future: let’s multiply, Bitcoiners. The future’s waiting on us.

LET’S.  GO.  FUCK.
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