I recently recalled a conversation with my gunner from years ago.

He was all pissed off at me for taking so long in the latrine.
"I would wipe, check the paper, and every time there was shit on it so I had to wipe and wipe and wipe."
He said that was disgusting.
I was like, what, you don't look at the toilet paper after you wipe?
He said no.

I didn't pry, but I was forever left wondering if there was a way to check if your ass was clean without looking at the paper.

I looked it up tonight, and apparently only 37% of people polled for this one survey check their shit tickets to see if they're clean. What the fuck? 

 Buncha poopy butts walking around.