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 Oh yeah, I touched grass yesterday and got covered in ants ✌️ 
 Life is goood, really goooooooooood lol 😂 
 Hopefully not fire ants I hate those fuckers 
 Maybe I dunno. I got home and took a shower immediately. I luckily don't have any severe bites or itchyness.

I'll be more careful when picking a spot to lay down next time 😂 
 As a Texan, i think of that every time someone says "touch grass".   
 Gross 
 Ants are assholes along with mosquitos. They always find me 😭.