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 With sugar syrup? 
 No , but delicious as my boomer 
 TMI lol 
 What is TMI 
 "Too Much Information"

Usually in the context of "you're over-sharing personal stuff, my friend!" 
 😒 really! It’s not my fault that boomer is irresistible 
 You just want to be a young widow, admit it :p 
 God! I don’t want to live without my boomer. 
 Boomers require #TheDayOfThePillow 
 What is the day of the pillow my fren? 
 It is the day when Generation X liberates itself from the Boomers.

I can count on two hands the number of members of my generation who killed their parents with pillows and paid off useless medical staff to certify. 
 Holy shit 
 I decided to lop him off if it meant a smother party. (This is a rural English custom designed to eliminate aged and bedfast dependents. A family so afflicted throws a "smother party" where the guests pile mattresses on the old liability, climb up on top of the mattresses and lush themselves out.)

The Rube is a drag on the industry and should be led out into the skid rows of the world. (This is an African practice. Official known as the "Leader Out" has the function of taking old characters out into the jungle and leaving them there.)

"Naked Lunch," p. 12 
 Honestly, It's really frightening to read this. 
 If you're going to whack a Boomer, you need plausible deniability.

And Generation X wants to whack Boomers badly. 
 More boomer rights 🕊️☮️ 
 They're all retiring to Costa Rica 
 Nooooooo 😭 
 More boomer rights 🕊️☮️ 
 They're all retiring to Costa Rica 
 Nooooooo 😭