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 You jest, but Socrates literally just walked around Athens trolling, which we only know because Plato kept posting his epic takedowns while stealing his memes. 
 Socrates and Plato, the OG shitposters 
 Socrates was even cancelled after offending almost everyone.

Fucking legend. 
 So the Socratic method is actually just multiple nut punches. 🤔🧐😂
I love real history. Not joking. 
 Me too! I'm working on an insane book where I explore the next 3000 years of human history seen through the lens of the past 3000 years, very much in this manner. Let me know if you'd been keen to give feedback when a draft is ready. You can see some tidbits in my feed, made into posts. 
 Real history. https://image.nostr.build/9a5124d40221fecd10009d1585d84385c31367467e646152944c18fc3dbf48a7.jpg  
 😂 
 "Now students, we don't know who fucko was, but thanks to SatsMcd's artwork we know he didn't like Socrates. We believe GM was a form of greeting, but evidence suggests it was not universally understood and often went ignored." 
 This @Erik Dale may be too smart for the “circle o retarded”🤔😂🫡 https://image.nostr.build/b60977e68f0b989aee902d739e5391ca798c322d2c6f51a709060ff6ff1b9c59.jpg  
 Fuck, not again. 
 And just like that, history ™ was written 🕊️ 
 It do seem a lil arbitrary don’t it🤔 https://image.nostr.build/c1c148eec1e243024871d48ea11d1d5df30c9266dc22664a1f67de97f1aacd67.jpg  
 Just a bit. Not too much 😬 
 It was liked and reposted enough to survive the dark ages 🤷 
 The note propagated to many relays 🕊️ 
 The Relays of Alexandria. 
 That’s where the notes go trending 🚀 
 Wonder if any o the shitefookery from the “circle o retarded” will survive til the next renaissance

…and if there will be any record of the asswhoopin @SatsMcd took from the WoN🤣🤣😳 https://image.nostr.build/983f8f187c42d9ae3ce48115bcbf597c1ca41b3b368fb9b45a63386516835af5.jpg  
 Get deez bitches out my feed. 
 Other way around. Socrates kicking Fucko. As it should be. Always. 
 Yes, of course, I just typed too fast. 
 implement…
the Socratic Method 👊 
 Always testing. Always questioning. 
Always kicking directly in the 🥜 . 
This is the way. 
 My boy @SatsMcd !!!
A man on a straight and narrow path in a zigzag world🫡…what could possibly go wrong🤷🏽‍♂️ https://image.nostr.build/f2643a6e264fb753f31fcd20e0fd597ddc63db5720fd8af47fb8c7410f1b0bca.jpg  
 My mom gave me the matches. 
 She thought you wanted to light some candles. She was so wrong 
 Yes. Very harmless. But she also hated that neighbor soooooooooo. 
 Damn, Mcd if she gave u “black cats” too and a cigarette instead of a “punk”  we could be brothers??!!? https://image.nostr.build/56ee498979787fdc61b106f02ee6262c2f8de071b8cc9c89c0f1f8e5e0c181a8.jpg  
 “The unexamined shitpost is still worth posting.”

https://image.nostr.build/a9950628c685808d406fe80ac26ca9c34bf6dd24ec850b7c9517e4bed44012d5.jpg 
 Two seconds later one of them is doubled over in pain. 
 Those Greek empanadas man https://image.nostr.build/51bc941d2d4660f55aeb0128fa2162878c69aea404ad9f39b67ed6447c2accfb.jpg  
 Taking everything off to go to the bathroom is wild 
 😂 he knows he in it for the duration 
 It has to hurt a lot. And the urgency has to be something rarely seen 😂 
 😆 
 😂 
 I knewed them MFs was up to no good😂
https://m.primal.net/Lwwq.jpg 
 No surprise Socrates was cancelled. 
 No doubt he had that one a comin😂

https://m.primal.net/KsxL.jpg 
 The shade he must have thrown for the entire town to serve him poison 🦸