haha, i got a little more polish to do but when you see what i've done... i'm gonna have to cook up an actual benchmark because i already have benchmarked the pieces and they are faster than stink 

 or as Chumbucket would say:

Faster than fear, tougher than an iguana's gonads 

 don't enable him 

 seriously  

 Serious question, is making and hosting a relay relatively easy for non-technical noobs? 

 Making a relay u need to code

Hosting you just need very basic Linux skill