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 In case of emergency, please suck yourself off.
https://m.primal.net/KqLa.jpg 
 What's also funny is they tell you to do this position so that your chances of snapping your neck and immediately dying is greater. Has nothing to do with safety and everything to do with settlement reduction. 
 Way ahead of you 
 Let me just do one real quick .. in case disaster strikes 
 That would be prudent