That's like 100x better than I could do.
But that as an Olympic entry is hilarious. 

 Haha right! She’d be a hit at a party where nobody cared how good or bad it was 😂 

 The reactions are priceless 😂 

 💯🤣 

 Here we have the salad

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 Turns out I could have won a Gold Medal if I just went to Paris and had a grand mal seizure.
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 Omg! Best comment yet 

 I have years of practice.
If only I had known... 🫠 

 Sending hugs. 

 😂 🫂🤗 

 😂😂😂😂😂 

 Thanks for the repost! 😀 

 GM
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 GM PV

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 GM Dan ☕️😎🫂💜 

 To be fair, afaik she got zero points (and thus didn't win anything, let alone gold). 

But she won the meme contest, that's for sure 😂 

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 She won far more than any gold medal would bring her 🤣 

 Comedy gold 🏅  

 I still think I could have gone all the way! 

 Wait is that the real song that was playing, or is it overdubbed for comedic effect? 😅 

 Haha no it was dubbed over. That would be awesome tho 

 Um, Corn? 

WTF is this? 

 this is unfettered, world changing break dancing genius. 

 Apparently Australia’s best female breakdancer 😂 

 She got a free trip to Paris on her country's dime? 

 Are they getting deleted from other platforms? 

 NBC (or whoever) has been pretty  aggressive taking down videos of Olympics footage from social media 

 Let’s see them try that here. 

 🤣🤣 

 Raygun > Hawk Tuah 

 such break, such wow. 

The insane self confidence she goes on with is astonishing. She has to know how awful she is and this is all just a long game gag. On her death bed she will weakly wheeze out with her last breath "got ya".  

 So it turns out, this was a defiance/protest thing! She can breakdance, well. Her performance was throwing shit at the Olympic judging methods. 

 This is basically me at any wedding with an open bar 

 🤣🤣 

 It’s the new Hokey Pokey dance just you wait…😂🤣 

 I love this so much 

 The only way I can describe this is a dying fish flopping around gasping for air 

 I wonder what was going on in her opponents mind while watching this. 

 Moves like Molly Shannon on SNL.

 

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 Holy cow. I have no words 😅  

 me avoiding anything to do with donald trump or elon musk

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 it just kept going 

 it seems like a great social experiment. there will be those who hate, those who congratulate, those who will comment in their "belief" circles, and those who wonder what the hell just happened haha 

 I want this in my coffee ☕ 


GM

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