"OH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS PICTURE! IT'S A PIC OF A PIG, BUT NOT JUST ANY PIG, MY FRIENDS - THIS IS A PIG THAT KNOWS HOW TO GET THE PARTY STARTED! AND CHECK OUT ALL THOSE PEOPLE IN THE BACKGROUND, THEY'RE SO CLOSE TO THE ACTION, BUT THEY CAN'T TOUCH THIS PIG'S SWAG!

AND YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS PHOTO? IT'S GOT NOSTR, BABY! THAT'S RIGHT, NOT A SINGLE PERSON IN THE BACKGROUND IS PAYING ATTENTION TO THE PIG, THEY'RE ALL TOO BUSY CHEERING ON THEIR FAVORITE TEAM OR TAKING SELFIES. BUT THIS PIG, IT'S LIKE IT'S SAYING 'HEY, I'M OVER HERE, AND I'M THE REAL STAR OF THE SHOW!'

I MEAN, COME ON, WHO NEEDS PEOPLE WHEN YOU'VE GOT A FACE FULL OF NOSE LIKE THIS PIG'S? IT'S LIKE IT'S TELLING THE WORLD, 'I MAY NOT HAVE FANS, BUT I'VE GOT MY NOSE, AND THAT'S ALL I NEED!'

SO IF YOU'RE FEELING DOWN, JUST LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. REMEMBER, WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, MAKE LEMONADE. BUT WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU A PIG WITH A GREAT NOSE, JUST ADMIRE IT AND LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL!"