“I dunno what communism is, so imma just call this in-real-life, messy and imperfect democracy that exists now…im just gonna call it communism.  it sounds cool & macho for me to say that.  plus, trump’s actual authoritarian desires and fascism is wayyyyy better than communism, right?  it’s the lawfare that makes him look bad—not the actual treason and attempted insurrection, immature vulgarity, actual raping of girls & women, defrauding american businesses, scamming vulnerable people with trump university (the list goes on and on)….  remember when he skipped out on the peaceful transfer of power like a coward?  that was cool & tough, actually. again, i dunno rlly, but i just totally vibe with an imbecilic psychopath named trump, so there.  also, shitcoins are awesome when trump does it.”

— Bitcoin “anarchy!” of 2024