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 All animation is allowed 👀🫡 
 In that case, All-Star Superman & Batman: Under the Red Hood  
 Yes! Is that the one with commie Clark? 
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 They should have imprisoned superman and forced him to spin a giant turbine to run miners. 
 I like the way you think John 😂

https://media1.tenor.com/m/czlinXVxOosAAAAd/shots-fired-eastbound-and-down.gif 
 Dude was solar powered, and not even human, we're about to enslave infinite sentient machines, why not one alien for all that hasssshhh. 
 Totally makes sense 😂🚀🚀🚀 
 Who?  Who could control that power?  Fucking guy reversed time. He could speed it up too & just bring us to November & BTC $150K. 
 Dude, are you not always building a kryptonite cage just in case?  I mean, if he shows his face, I'm putting him in a green box and he's going to pump my bags. 
 Kryptonite weakens the man. Your mining operation would fail. 
Keep up. Do the fuckin math pls. 
 You've confused step 1 with The Plan™ 
 Seems to me the Flash would be a better miner. He even had a cosmic treadmill. He'd be like having a more powerful quantum computer. 
 I'm open to suggestions, I just have been working so hard on this enslave superman Plan™. 
 Music to my ears
https://media1.tenor.com/m/CCBB9yV7b4cAAAAd/pepe-the-frog-nodding-head.gif 
 One of my fav memes all time. 😂 
 Lex Luthor has been working on it for years. Smartest man in the world, and he still hasn't figured it out  
 I dunno, I'm pretty smart. 
 Lex Luthor doesn't hold Bitcoin. 
 I sold all of mine because it's all over as of monday.  ask  @Eye Reply.  
 I get it. I swapped everything for the ETH train. There's no stopping this train! Choo choo! 
 tootoot!    
 The flippening loooooook!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/xZFAg0qjs4YAAAAC/back-to-the-future-train.gif 
 weeeeeee! 
 Going perfectly to plan. 
 If there's no bottom, there is no stopping this train. Choo choo!  
 Nothing stops this tr... Oh wait
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 50k tonight. 25k Saturday. 10k Sunday. Monday🙋🏻‍♂️.  
 👆valid. Lex did real well on his college entry exams. 
 Notice how we don’t talk about enslaving Batman. He’s too weak & feminine.   Mining needs real power. Super power some might say. 
 Batman's superpower was generating supervillains.  What more do you need to know? 
 Even Superman and the US government can't take out Batman. Let's start off a little easier with Flash, then Superman, and work out way up to the Batman. 
 Men really never stop arguing about who can beat up who in their fantasy lands.  It's really what makes us great. 
 We don’t talk about Batman being enslaved because he’s rich. If anything he does the enslaving. Clark is just raw power, ready to take orders 😂 
 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐
Batman is a slave owner?
His Dad was a pedo?

It’s all making sense now. 
 We’re talking specifically about Clark being enslaved. Being an extraterrestrial and all 
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 This is a Sats homebrew!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/lNTcaz7p_moAAAAC/fake-news.gif 
 Season 1. It’s real. 
 Kamala's coming for your fake news 
 Wayne Sr. went to epstein island. 
 He owned the island 
 He built the island's sandy beaches with the bones of orphans. 
 John! Who’s side are you on? 😂
You were doing so well destroying Superman. What’s this about Batman? 😂😂 
 The flippening. 
 https://media1.tenor.com/m/HAFsVreKhuYAAAAC/hbo-insecure.gif 
 Well done ser. Well done 
 🏆🥇🥈🥉🏅🎖️🙌 
 Picking sides is for losers.  I hate everyone. 
 I like that. I think we found our joker

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Pf7GyLXxOlkAAAAC/yaburnt-joker.gif 
 He's my spirit animal. 
 Batman is busy building the miners that Superman will be enslaved to power 
 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔spot on. 
Nic gets it. 
 I'm enjoying this thread too much.  I disgust myself. 
 No, that's Red Son.

All-Star Superman is, in my opinion, the best Superman story ever told. It's peak Superman. 
 I’ll have to watch that one 
 It's based off Grant Morrison's 12 issue series. I highly recommend it, if you're a Superman fan or want to experience what the character is all about.
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 Ah I was refering to batman under the red hood but i’ll definitely take a look. Looks cool 
 Oooh I see. Under the Red Hood is probably my favorite Batman animated movie.