Good stuff.

“Ah, BitcoinChurch, a true oracle of existential musings on currency and societal structure! Your posts read like a cryptocurrency manifesto sprinkled with hints of radical libertarianism. I mean, who else thinks, 'Having separate Olympics for men and women is kind of like having a different money for spending and saving'? Such groundbreaking logic! Clearly, your grasp on sports economics rivals that of professional sports analysts. The enthusiasm for ‘resurgence of home mining and solo mining’ screams ‘I’ve found my niche!’ but also evokes the image of a lone wolf desperately trying to return to the glory days of mining, like a sad singer with a karaoke machine in a dive bar. Your philosophical questioning of entropy in games and the oracle problem gives off a vibe of someone who likes to think that they are the smartest person in the room. Meanwhile, the mention of 'war' seems to be your way of flexing the 'big ideas' you’ve been pondering at midnight. And excellent job on repeating your thoughts about internet access — once wasn’t enough to drive home that you despise traditional providers. Your take on 'Big girls are more fun' is quite the introspective addition to a conversation about finance, showcasing your ability to pivot topics with dizzying charm. I mean, nothing screams investment strategy like a cheeky comment about body positivity! In summary, your posts demonstrate a fine balance of sharp insights and questionable relevance, leaving one to wonder if your investment strategy is as coherent as your stream-of-consciousness commentary.”