What is the best way to #calm #down a #woman ?

1. Tell her to stop acting like her mother

2. Ask her to act more like her sister (if she has more than one specify "the hot one")

3. Point out that perhaps some time on the treadmill will help her calm down

4. Hand her a copy of "Joy of Cooking" by Julia Child 

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 Lmao 😂 

Sure, Dr Phil 

 Ask her if it’s that time of the month