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 On an iPhone at the bottom of Settings > Notifications you can turn off emergency alerts! Maybe turn them back on after for like local tornado warnings or something. 
 @94c9f76b You can turn off local emergency alerts. You can't Federal one. 
 @94c9f76b Or, turn them off and never consider turning them on again. 

That should always be step one when personalizing one's new device.