😂I was proud 

 They’re always pooping on my party 

 I want some 

 *sighs* 

This is me toned down 😂 

 I have 3 dogs and I step on their poop too often 😂 

 So they are poop protectors? 🐕 💩 

 Well just wicked easy to toss in the bath lol 

 Yeah but doesn't the dog poop sort of...I dunno...get through all the millions of holes?!  

 What do you think I walk upside down or something ? 

 Small dogs then?!  

 Some. Also a pitty 

 Hose em off 

  https://image.nostr.build/c4248a0b70a9d49bb37dcabee34d739b44c6bbab154063fc3f56fc81884da341.jpg  

 Is that a shit jibbitz? A shibbitz??????? 

 Everything is a Jibbit. There is no escaping the takeover 

 I will avoid it with the power of my CHANCLAS 🩴 

 🌈 Chancletas 

Rainbow have been my go to for years. I just recently found out they sell moccasins. 

Their sole molding attributes are undefeated. 

 By accident or for attention?

I’m the latter. 

 https://v.nostr.build/M5qqJ.mp4 

 😂

Trying to earn that poop Jibbitz. 

A badge of honor 

 How does one *earn* a shibbitz???? 

What kind of cult is this? 

 Try doing this in a major city with unpredictable weather in anything but crocs 🐊💨 https://i.nostr.build/eZGeX.jpg  

 Wen Nostrich with crocs on shirt? 

 1 of 1 for Heather 😂 

 it's time for the crocstrich 

 I could draw that🤙 

 that'd be fun 🤗 

 Do it!!!!! 

 Big, If True 

 You’re a walking 🚶 MACHINE 🤙 

 I still don’t own a pair but @Noshole  sure knows how to sell em 🤔💜👏🏻 

 Agreed 👍 

 Gradually then suddenly 

 Hopefully not 🤣🙏 

 And everybody jelly about it 😝 

 Showers always do that 🫂🫂 

 At least I’m not dressed for the scrap yard like you

🤖 

 What's wrong with Walmart? 

 I’m scared of walls 

 Omg bless you for appreciating it. I rarely am proud of my outfits 🫂💖😂 

 💜💜💜