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 just found my old phone

tempted to go back to it https://i.nostr.build/qEVg.jpg  
 When men were men 
 😂

it's the size of a matchbox 
 How big are your hands🥺😳😱 
 you don't remember the baby ones? his hands are maybe 30% bigger than mine and mine are probably around average size of a woman's hands

i loved those old things 
 bah, checked the thread

that is enough tanel for me for some time to come tyvm 
 😂😂😂😂 
 Hmmm 🤔
https://i.nostr.build/gV9l.gif 
 👀 
 I think I have the same questions. But I'm not sure I want to know the answers. 
 🤔 
 Ok maybe not.

But dud you enjoy prison food? 
 food was alright

butt dialing wasn't 
 Is that an ai enchanced meme? The hand suddenly gets huge and the eye clips over the hand 
 And it still has a full battery. Wild. 
 just charged it 😂 
 does it have snake? loved that game lol  
 oh i wish

this is actually a nokia knock-off, but in like a 2-3 times smaller form factor 😂

the screen is the size of my fingertip 
 ah yes, I see. but it definitely runs Doom, right? 

😆 
 😆

could you imagine?

i am still waiting on nostr support for this 
 🤣🫣 
 the craziest thing is, that even though it is the size of a tiny matchbox, it still is a fully functioning phone 
 Fck this is almost sexy. 
 🫣 
 ALMOST
And I can tell you're flattered😏 
 straight to jail 🫣 https://i.nostr.build/k5lj.jpg  
 Any compatible Nostr client for that? 😁🤣

https://media1.tenor.com/m/6tVUeQ0zx8gAAAAC/will-ferrell-hello.gif 
 uhhh devs

i need something 😂 
 1 month later—“How did you use 100GB of mobile data on that?!” 

“Nostr.” 
 😂😂😂

dude, i swear it's impossible to even spend 1GB of data on that throughout the year 
 Superior 
 Prison sized! 
 Either you have giant’s hands, or the phone is too small to be used for anything 🐶🐾🤣 
 How do you then use nostr?